Jennifer called me at work to tell me this story (before lunch...lucky me)!
Bill was home today and decided to change sweet little innocent Clara's messy diaper. Bill was trying to get all of poo out of her crevices (you get the picture). He went so far as to put his head down near her exit hole Clara has been having trouble going #2 lately as a side note...and Clara decided at that moment to drop the bomb...LITERALLY.
A shart (you think you're going to fart & it's sh*t instead) came out of that little girl's bum and it landed right on her dear daddy's face. From what Jennifer said, Bill had green poo all over his face.
Jennifer said she was laughing so hard and Bill is the kind of guy who doesn't like to have anything on his face/hands, so you KNOW he was freaking out. Bill immediately started dry-heaving, Jennifer didn't capture it on film (thank goodness), but I thought it was quite funny and wanted to share it with all of you.
I know that there is no amount of soap or water that would get that shart smell off of me. I'd have to soak myself in gasoline & bleach to get that funk off.
Lesson learned here kids: NEVER EVER EVER under any circumstances put your face near a baby's bum-they're loaded!!!
2 comments:
That is the nastiest thing I've ever heard of! Poor Bill, I hope he learned his lesson. As for Jennifer, I think she will be changing Clara's diapers from now on.
YUCK!!
Clara and I have this agreement... She is only supposed to poop when Bill is home so he can change her diapers. Well, last week I had to change ALL the poopy diapers, so I think Clara was just living up to her end of the bargain yesterday. She loves her daddy and wants to share everything (EVERYTHING!) with him. Bill was feeling so left out because he's been working and I've been home with Clara, but now he shares in all the stuff (i.e. poop). Only our special little girl could have pulled a stunt like that. :-)
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